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Fire, Teddy / Fidd, Iguid: Chastity Revolution And The Submachine Girl - VINYL LPTitle: Chastity Revolution And The Submachine Girl Artist: Fire, Teddy Fidd, Iguid Label: Feeding Tube Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 019962202124 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2016 06 10 Number of Discs: 1 This is Teddy Fire's second long player documenting the early '90s home studio sessions recorded by legendary crate digger Pablo Yglesias (aka Pablo Cuba DJ Bongohead), with his little brother Teddy (aka Theo Wulff) singing and free styling like the
Title: Chastity Revolution And The Submachine GirlArtist: Fire, Teddy / Fidd, Iguid
Label: Feeding Tube
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 019962202124
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2016-06-10
Number of Discs: 1
This is Teddy Fire's second long player documenting the early '90s home studio sessions recorded by legendary crate digger Pablo Yglesias (aka Pablo Cuba/DJ Bongohead), with his little brother Teddy (aka Theo Wulff) singing and free-styling like the mutant child of Gary Wilson, Jad Fair, Biz Markie, and Captain Beefheart. The first slab released by Teddy, 1996's Fluxing Headset Man (Sealed Hotel), was a mondo-bizzaro pre-pubescent basement shindig of mammoth proportions. But with interview segments, found sounds and whatnot, it vibed almost like a radio show you'd catch late at night on WFMU - weird and lo-fi, but maybe a little self-conscious. This new one, recorded when Teddy was in his pimply mid-teens, leaps into a form-vortex far more full-blown as an album-qua-album. On Chastity, young Mr. Fire is backed by Iguid Fidd, a studio band of revolving personalities. With amazing musical work by such surprising names as guitarist Bond Bergland (Factrix, Saqqara Dogs, Workdogs, Cluster), harmonica-player Fritz Fox (Mutants), guitarist Miki Navazio (Lounge Lizards, Fed Ho, Reggie Workman) and Pablo's frequent musical collaborator Phil 'Nordit' Scher (Whimmers), the tunes shift from blazing psychedelic-grunt to wheezing, insane R&B readymade, in the blink of an eye. Chastity has a center that is constantly shifting, with each strange spin bringing another big bubbling gob of something uniquely off-kilter and twistedly splendid. Includes a full-color insert with Teddy's surreal mash-up lyrics and beautifully naïf artwork. If you have any interest in 4-track culture, done at it's highest level, you should investigate the 'chimpadelic' universe of Teddy Fire. If you think you don't dig 'real people music' or 'kiddie rock,' you may be tempted to dismiss this record out-of-hand, but that would be a mistake. Teddy Fire will have his say. The Revolution starts here. - Byron Coley, 2016. Edition of 500.
Tracks:
1.1 Howlin' Ham
1.2 Harry Comatose
1.3 Electrical Smile
1.4 Jello Girl
1.5 Vegetable Idol
1.6 Frank the Lima Bean Boy
2.1 Diabolical Insight
2.2 Apricot Walkway
2.3 Portrait of An All American Housewife
2.4 Transcontinental Mediation
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This set of floating shelves was a disappointment. They’re advertised as holding 20 pounds, but mine began to bend with barely 10 pounds on them. All the screws and anchors were installed tightly and correctly, yet the metal brackets still warped under minimal weight. The shelves look fine on the wall, but I’m leaving them up only because I don’t want to patch a dozen holes—not because they’re sturdy. Definitely not the quality or strength I expected.
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★★★★★ 5
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I have these floating shelves all over my house. The are made nice and sturdy and they come with simple instructions. They come it various sizes and can almost fit anywhere. These particular shelves are in my makeup closet and they look so great and organized.
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Color: White, Size: 24 inches, Color: White, Size: 24 inches
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